愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)
愚人节笑话英语1
I Have His Ear in My Pocket愚人节笑话英语笑话版送给爱笑的你。
年少无知
Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3岁了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天,他正在窗口观望,夜幕降临。他突然喊道:“妈妈,妈妈,快来关窗!”
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
“为什么?天不冷呀,宝贝。”
"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的,妈妈,可黑夜会进来。”
快速靠岸
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"
在休伦湖钓完鱼后,我的一个朋友开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。 他没带手机,不过,他想,也许他可以通过海事无线广播来请求公路援助。 于是,他爬到他的船里面,启动了无线装置,喊道,“求救,求救”。一名海岸护卫队*作出了回应,“报告你的位置”。“I-75号公路,Standish的南面两英里”。沉默了好一会之后,*问我的朋友,“你的船靠岸时开得有多快?”
冰箱里的'小兔子
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:“你在那里做什么?”
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
兔子回答:“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
女士确认道:“没错。”
"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子说:“那就对了,我就是要往西边去。”
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
兔子:你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?
Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
医生:当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
兔宝宝:妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
兔妈妈:等你长大点再告诉你。
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
兔宝宝:噢妈咪,现在就告诉我吧,求您了。
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔妈妈:如果你一定要知道,那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。**妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
钱不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时,我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣,但是说它要***美分开价过高。其它的*装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
我指出这本书保存状况颇好,纳什是个有趣的诗人,这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终,我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋,拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
愚人节笑话英语2
1、-What the day is it today?
-Today is April fools'day.
-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.
-Oh!it is really April fools'day.
-Haha!you were cheated!
-今天是星期几?
-今天是四月愚人节。
-哦!你错了,今天是三月三十一日。如果你不相信我,请拿起日历。
-哦!这真的是四月愚人节。
-哈哈!你被骗了!
2、Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
最好的祝愿,我相信你的英语会越来越好!
3、A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
一个双目失明的小男孩正被妈妈抱上床。妈妈说:“现在,比利,今晚和明天都要好好祈祷,你的愿望会实现的!”比利说:“好的,妈妈,”然后去睡觉。第二天早上,比利醒来尖叫着:“妈咪!”!我还是瞎了眼,我的愿望没有实现!妈妈回答说:“我知道——四月傻瓜!”
4、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子对丈夫(整天看报纸)说:我希望我是一份报纸,所以我整天都在你手里。
丈夫:我也希望如此,这样我就可以每天换你了。
5、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
一个小男孩问他的父亲:爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?父亲回答说:我不知道儿子。我还在付钱!
6、At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
Father said: Wait!I am coming with you.
半夜,父亲看到他已婚的儿子离家出走了…他问他:你在干什么?
儿子回答:爸爸,我受够了我的生活!我的新婚生活不太顺利,我妻子和我妈妈一直在打架!我得为我的亲家付账,我讨厌这种生活!我想远离这里,我想品味生活中的每一种乐趣,我想享受生活的乐趣!
父亲说:等等!我和你一起去。
7、A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!
一个女人去英国参加一个为期两周的公司培训会议。她丈夫开车送她去机场,祝她旅途愉快。
妻子回答:谢谢你,亲爱的,你要我给你拿什么?
丈夫笑着说:一个英国女孩!!!
那女人默不作声地离开了。两个星期后,他在机场接她,问道:亲爱的,旅途怎么样?
妻子:很好,谢谢。
丈夫:我的礼物怎么了?
妻子:哪一件礼物?
丈夫:我要的是那个英国女孩?
妻子:哦,那!好吧,我尽力了,现在我们得等几个月看看是不是女孩!
愚人节笑话英语3
1、Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?
(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:Because they have just had a long March.
( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月、行军)
2、What weather do mice and rats fear?
(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答:When it's raining cats and dogs.
(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3、When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?
(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
答:When their masters go to the flea market.
(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4、What question can never be answered by “yes”?
(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答:Are you asleep?
(你睡着了吗?)
5、What tree is always very sad?
(哪种树总是很伤心?)
答:Weeping willow.
( 垂柳。weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6、When can you get water with a net?
(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答:When water is turned into ice.
(当水结成冰时。)
7、Why is the pig always eating?
(猪为什么没完没了地吃?)
答:He's making a hog of himself.
(它想成为一只肉猪。)
8、What's the longest word in the world?
(世界上最长的单词是什么?)
答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.
(微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。)
9、What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?
(什么问题你只能回答“yes”?)
答:"What does y-e-s spell?"
( (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?)
10、Where were you when the power was cut off?
(当停电的时候你在哪?)
答:In the darkness.
(在黑暗中。)
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)扩展阅读
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展1)
——愚人节笑话3篇
愚人节笑话1
1、亲爱的,经过一年的深思熟虑我终于决定,虎年初一我不贴对联而把属虎的你的玉照贴到门上,因为那一定会—避邪。
2、介绍一道祛痘又减肥的秘方:上班高峰期,选择本市某辆爆满的公交车,从起点挤到终点,再从终点挤到起点,如此数回,包您一天之内立竿见影。
3、每个城市都会下雨,就像我走到哪里都会想你,思念是一种果实,甜中带酸,盛产在夜里,满满的回忆,带着不确定的心情想你想你想扁死你~
4、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限的思绪~~说白了就是想你!等到风和日丽,我还带你去那片绿草地。但事先和你约定:只准吃草不准拱地!
5、你为了我,每天辛苦地工作,即使面对我的恶言恶语,也依旧努力地做,毫无怨言,谢谢你,周末到了,你好好休息一吧,闹钟,我要睡到自然醒!
6、寒风刺骨,却始终爱你如初;月转星移,却依然永不分离;你是我温暖的依托,你是我美梦的保障,啊,冬天里,离不开你--我的羽绒棉被,我爱你!
7、小心!背后有人!别慌!听我的,先慢慢抬起左手,扫一扫肩膀,然后再慢慢抬起右手,做一样的动作。好了,头屑掸掉了…
8、如果秋天走了,我会在雪地里等你;如果世界走了,我会在天堂里爱你;如果我走了,会让她来照顾你真的,她的养猪技术不赖!
9、wc门口排着长长的队伍,你实在憋不住了对前边的人说:我快憋不住了,能不能让我先进?那人紧握着拳头,从牙缝里挤出一句话:你至少还能说话!
10、唐伯虎点秋香:禀夫人,小人本住在苏州的城边,/家中有机上宽带,生活乐无边。/谁知那大熊猫,它蛮横不留情,霸占资源目无天,残我软件毁我片。/我用瑞星跟它来翻脸,惨被它三香来打扁,/用毒霸跟它辛苦周旋,反被它弄得进了电脑公司,/重装了一百遍,一百遍,最后花费用尽遗恨人间。
愚人节笑话2
愚人节笑话1、幸亏它帮忙
有个男人上街买了一担米,一头重,一头轻,不好挑。他抓抓头皮想出了一个办法,在轻的一边放上一块大石头。他汗流泱背地把米挑到家,放下担子,长长嘘了一口气道:“今天幸亏有这块石头, 不然简直没办法挑回来!”
愚人节笑话2、前面也有雨
有个男人在雨里慢慢行走。路上有人见了觉得奇怪,问他道:
“雨下得这么大,你怎么不快点走?”
他从从容容地答道:“快点儿走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛!”
愚人节笑话3、“不识数”的播音员
电视里放映精彩激烈的乒乓球赛,引起了老奶奶的极大兴趣。
看完后她啧啧称赞:“球打得好,球打得好!可惜偏偏找了个不识数的播音员!”
小孙孙听了不解地问:“人家咋不识数?”
老奶奶说:“明明是两个人在打球,他偏说是单打。明明是四个人在打球,他却硬说是双打。他少数了一半,这不是不识数是啥?”
愚人节笑话4、家里人知道
医生对护士说:“你去问那位受伤的太太的名字,好通知她家里。”
护士一会儿回来后说:“病人说:‘不用了,家里人知道我的名字。,”
愚人节笑话5、最好与最糟
一座桥用两根木头搭成,一根高,一根低。有个拐子过桥,高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿,因此走起来*稳,就称赞说:“天底 下就数这座桥造得最好。”
拐子办完事回来,由于换了方向,一高一低的桥使他特别费力,他生气他说:“这是座天底下造得最糟糕的桥了。”
愚人节笑话3
“愚商”奇高的你,已成功入选非常4+1“愚”乐节目特邀嘉宾,节目主题是自“愚”自乐、全民“愚”乐,如“愚”兴未了,下期继续,年年有“愚”哦!
愚人节到,祝福赶早,愿你:做个愚人,烦恼少少;若被人愚,微微一笑;莫要生气,容易变老;哈哈一笑,开心常抱,关于愚人节的笑话短信。祝你愚人节欢乐绽放!
亲,你想被TA追求吗?亲,你想让TA注意到你吗?亲,你想让TA对你表白吗?亲,你想和TA手牵手吗?亲,你想让TA现在就发短信给你吗?亲,你想太多了——愚人节快乐噢!
天气预报:你家白天下***,晚上下支票,局部有金条,半夜有倾盆美元转欧元,请带好钢盔,备好麻袋,愚人节当天发财,祝你提“钱”快乐!
坐着巴马黑钻跑车,带着莱温贴身助理,叼着林顿加长雪茄,喝着拉里低碳饮料,进入内塔五星酒店,打开盖茨四维电脑,向全球各界名流祝贺:愚人节快乐!
明媚的阳光是否已经照到你的头顶?开心的笑颜是否已经闪现你的脸庞?幸福的感受是否已经爬上你的心头?如果是的话,请按时缴纳阳光使用费,快乐人头税,还有幸福印花税!
短信息,传情意,看的人儿笑嘻嘻;心儿晴,头脑静,成功得意伴你行;美娇娘,从天降,让你心头情荡漾;麻烦你,别傻乐,这个信息发错了!
一直好想问你一句话却又不敢贸然开口,特别是在宁静孤独的夜里,想你想的废寝忘食,思绪万千,辗转难眠,离开你的怀抱,冷风直冒,好想再将你拥抱。啰嗦半天,其实只想告诉你。。。保持开心,锻炼身体,好好睡觉,晚上尿床,快把床单扔掉。愚人节快乐逍遥!
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展2)
——愚人节英语笑话
愚人节英语笑话1
1.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展3)
——愚人节图片笑话
愚人节图片笑话1
愚人节图片笑话【2】
愚人节图片笑话【3】
愚人节图片笑话【4】
愚人节图片笑话【5】
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展4)
——4月愚人节英语作文3篇
4月愚人节英语作文1
Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong.
On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home. Then we did some cleaning at home. At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. She smiled to us and said "April fools"!
去年3月,我母亲告诉我的父亲和我,我的祖父4月份会来的。我们很高兴,因为我的祖父是一个有趣的.老人与他没有访问我们自从他去了**。
4月1日我的父亲和我从超市买了很多食物,买了一大束鲜花回家。然后,我们做了一些清洁家里。晚上当我们等待我的祖父时,铃响了,我的母亲走了进来。她微笑着对我们说“四月傻瓜”!
4月愚人节英语作文2
april fools' day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france. in the 16 th century, people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1.
in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1(内容来自diyifanwen), so others called them april fools. each country celebrates april fools' day differently.
in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!” in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you.
in scotland, april fools' day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展5)
——愚人节经典笑话 (菁选2篇)
愚人节经典笑话1
愚人节笑话1:愚人节厕所的故事!
这是一个经久不衰的故事……这个故事也许是真的……眼看一年一度的愚人节又将来到,你会是这个故事的主角,或是把这个故事和好友分享,又或是阴谋策划又一起悲剧呢?愚人节,我们和你同在…… 愚人节千万别上厕所,真的!再提醒一句,这不是演习,千万别上厕所!
老枪傻不呵呵的直奔厕所而去,事毕,找厕纸,惊呆,空卷轴无纸。
瞬间想明白原来今天是愚人节,老枪怒骂道,折腾人也不要找这里啊!正在急得挠头时,发现兜装手机,喜极而泣,这简直是最后一根救命草啊。
于是电话同事一号,“吾在厕所,无纸,速来救急!”
同事答:“今天愚人节,刚才就有人喊要厕纸救急的,怎么又有人?不可信!”话毕,挂机,痛骂中。
电话同事二号,“吾在厕所,无纸,速来救急!”
同事答:“今天愚人节,一概外出工作一概拒绝,不好意思!”话毕,挂机,痛苦中。
电话同事三号,“我知道今天是愚人节,吾在厕所,无纸,速来救急,请相信我!”
同事答:“你怎么可以模仿我,刚用这招骗一人,你怎么未经磋商就擅自使用?”话毕,挂机,无奈中。
电话同事四号,拨号中……隔壁蹲厕响起一声,“朋友,别指望了,我在这里已经三小时,电话已经没电,至今未脱困!”
愚人节笑话2:幸亏它帮忙
有个男人上街买了一担米,一头重,一头轻,不好挑。他抓抓头皮想出了一个办法,在轻的一边放上一块大石头。他汗流泱背地把米挑到家,放下担子,长长嘘了一口气道:“今天幸亏有这块石头,不然简直没办法挑回来!”
愚人节笑话3:前面也有雨
有个男人在雨里慢慢行走。路上有人见了觉得奇怪,问他道:
“雨下得这么大,你怎么不快点走?”
他从从容容地答道:“快点儿走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛!”
愚人节笑话4:“不识数”的播音员
电视里放映精彩激烈的乒乓球赛,引起了老奶奶的极大兴趣。
看完后她啧啧称赞:“球打得好,球打得好!可惜偏偏找了个不识数的播音员!”
小孙孙听了不解地问:“人家咋不识数?”
老奶奶说:“明明是两个人在打球,他偏说是单打。明明是四个人在打球,他却硬说是双打。他少数了一半,这不是不识数是啥?”
愚人节笑话5:家里人知道
医生对护士说:“你去问那位受伤的太太的名字,好通知她家里。”
护士一会儿回来后说:“病人说:‘不用了,家里人知道我的名字。,”
愚人节笑话6:最好与最糟
一座桥用两根木头搭成,一根高,一根低。有个拐子过桥,高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿,因此走起来*稳,就称赞说:“天底下就数这座桥造得最好。”
拐子办完事回来,由于换了方向,一高一低的桥使他特别费力,他生气他说:“这是座天底下造得最糟糕的桥了。”
愚人节笑话7:找钱
有一天,一个人在沙漠里挖坑。有个过路的人见了,问他挖什么,他说:“我在沙漠里埋了一些钱,现在找不到埋的地方了。”那人说:“你埋钱的时候应当做个标记呀!”
“我做了标记。”
“什么标记?”
他说:“当时天上的乌云正遮着它。”
愚人节笑话8:大吃一惊
护士:“喂,您是教授吗?告诉您一个好消息,您做爸爸啦!——就在刚才!”
教授:“噢,请您先不要告诉我妻子,我要让她大吃一惊!”
愚人节笑话9:多纳尔母亲的来信
亲爱的多纳尔:
寥寥数言,让你知道我还活着。深知你读得不快,所以我也慢慢地写。你回来的时候将找不到我们的房子了,因为我们已经搬了家。先前住在这里的那户人家,不想改变他们的地址,把门牌拿走了。因此,我无法把家里现在的门牌告诉你。
你父亲找到了有趣的新工作,他下面有500多人——他在公墓割草。
今天早晨,你的姐姐生了一个可爱的婴孩,是男是女我还没弄清楚,因而,你究竟当了舅父还是当了姨父我也说不清。
昨天,你爸爸陪我上医院去看病。医生把一根小管子放进我的嘴里检查体温,还叫我10分钟不要开口。你爸爸说:要是医生肯卖,他愿意出10镑钱把那根管子买下来。
上星期总共下了两场雨,第一场下了三天,第二场下了四天。
你的慈母
附言:我还想给你写,可惜我已经没信封了。
愚人节笑话10:不要等了
绅士初次到伦敦,对**说:“我和妻子各自走失了,要是她经过这里,你可叫她等在这里吗!”
**:“可是我不认识她呀!”
绅士:“呀!一点不错!我真没有想到这事,那你叫她不要等了。”
以上这四则愚人节笑话一定让你乐翻天,大家一起来收集愚人节笑话吧,愚人节笑话能让愚人节更加欢乐。
愚人节经典笑话2
瑞士面条树
1957年愚人节***中说,瑞士的面条树大丰收,农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗,打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。*对此的回复是:把一根面条插在番茄酱里,然后就等着吧。
虚拟棒球天才
1985年愚人节,运动画刊杂志发布一条假消息,称一个名为Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手,能投出168mph时速的球,比当时记录高出65mph;而且这位新人之前都没有玩过棒球!他在一个*的寺庙里学会了投球的艺术。大批棒球粉丝因此被骗。其实这个只是文章作者瞎编的。
即时彩色电视
1962年愚人节,当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道,而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在**中说,彩色电视已经研发成功,用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人信了。
塔可**钟
1996年愚人节,塔可钟快餐公司说他们买下了**费城**厅的大钟,并重命名为塔可**钟。愤怒的市民打电话给费城的国家历史公园,要求确认这个消息。几小时后塔可钟快餐公司承认这只是个玩笑。当天最乌龙的事件还不在此。白宫**会秘书Mike McCurry被问到这件事时,随机应变回答说,林肯纪念碑也被卖了,现在被命名为福特水星汽车纪念碑。
虚拟国家
1977年愚人节,英国卫报发行了长达7页的增刊,全是介绍San Serriffe这个印度洋上的小岛国的,据说那里有好几个分号形状的小岛。文章中大肆渲染了这里的风情和民俗,介绍了它的城市和首都,甚至总统的名字。当天卫报编辑室的电话都被读者打爆了,大家都想知道这样美好的度假胜地在哪。只有***注意到,首都名字Bodoni是印刷术语,是一种印刷字体的名称。
圆周率值的'修改
1998年愚人节:New Mexicans科学技术杂志**阿拉巴马州要立法改变圆周率pi的值,很快这事被传上网,通过电子邮件传遍全世界。阿拉巴马立法机构因此接到无数*电话。
左撇子大汉堡
1998年愚人节,汉堡王在今日**报纸上发布了真个版面的广告,介绍他们的新食物:左手汉堡,据说是专为左撇子人士设计,啥都没变,就是全部旋转了180度(小编好奇:转了180度有区别么?)成千上万的顾客因此前来品尝,而且有人要求设计“右手汉堡”。
热性**凿冰虫
1995年愚人节。探索杂志著名野生动物学家Aprile Pazzo博士在南极洲发现了一种新生物:热性**凿冰虫。这种生物的头上有盘状骨头,血液丰富,温度很高,因此能够穿透冰层。他们以此来捕食企鹅。Pazzo博士同时声称,经过详细**,这种动物与1837年南极探险家Philippe Poisson的失踪有关:“对这种虫来说,他可能长得像企鹅。”探索杂志上还从来没有哪篇文章得到如此多的读者反馈。
万有引力消失
1976年愚人节,英国天文学家Patrick Moore说,早上9:47时,一个千载难逢的天文现象就要发生:冥王星会从木星后面经过,导致暂时的重力失调,抵消并消减地球上的万有引力,因此人们能体会到一种奇妙的漂浮感觉。9:47,*之声接到无数电话,人们声称感到自己漂浮起来了。一个女人甚至说,她和她的朋友从椅子上飘起来,在房间里荡来荡去。
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展6)
——愚人节起源英语作文 (菁选2篇)
愚人节起源英语作文1
Fool's Day, also known as Wan-Yu Festival, is also a United States folk festivals in the West, which is decided festival period of April 1 of each year. Fool's Day has emerged for several centuries, different opinions about its origin. An argument that this practice originated in India, "Quan Ri Festival." This section provides that an annual festival on this day March 31, regardless of gender and age, you can each joke with each other to fool deception in exchange for entertainment. The more common argument is Fool's Day originated in France. 1564, the French start on a new reform Annals France Gregorian calendar (the Gregorian calendar that is now common) to January 1 as the beginning of the year. However, some follow the beaten track of the people opposed the reforms, remains stubbornly in accordance with the lunar calendar in the April 1 this day to send gifts to celebrate the New Year. Those who advocated the reform of the practices of those old-fashioned big plus ridicule. Smart funny person April 1 gave them leave to send gifts, invited them to participate in fake press conference. And to conservatives cheated known as the "April fool" or "bait fish." Since then, people will be April 1 to fool each other, becoming a popular custom in France. Early 18th century, Fool's Day customs reached the United Kingdom, followed by the British in the early immigrants into the United States. Initially, any American can be cooked up by shocking news, and live the slightest moral and legal responsibility, the Government and the judiciary will not be prosecuted. On the contrary, who fabricated lies the most bizarre, most people believe that fraud, who will be awarded title. This approach has brought a lot of confusion to society, giving rise to dissatisfaction. Now, people are fooled fraud during the festive season is no longer far off the mark as in the past, but rather for the purpose of easy pleasure.
愚人节起源英语作文2
History expeeerts say people have been celebrating April Fool's day for a long time , There really wasn't a "first April Fool's Day" that can be pinpointed on the calendar.Fools Day is an environmental demonstration day. It occurs on April 1. The name is a play on the term fossil fuels and April Fools' Day.Fossil Fools Day began in 2004 with coordinated actions across the United States and Canada.Subsequent Fossil Fools Days have been held in many cities around the world, and are generally organized by one or more environmental organizations with funding from Energy Action Coalition and Rising Tide. Events are held in many cities around the world. These events oppose energy derived from fossil fuels, promote education about alternative sources of energy, encourage support for climate justice, strong legislation, corporate responsibility and a clean renewable energy future.Now April Fool's Day has been festival of naughty boys already mainly in USA, people like to tell white lies,The most representative activity of April Fool's Day is still that everybody jokes each other , uses lie to make fun of the other party however,One common trick on April Fool's Day, or All Fool's Day, is pointing down to a friend's shoe and saying, Your shoelace is untied
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展7)
——精短愚人节愚人冷笑话 (菁选2篇)
精短愚人节愚人冷笑话1
1、Pol.ice拦下一个酒驾的司机,“你好,请出示一下驾照!”
“我……我犯了什……么事儿?”
“你不知道不能酒后驾驶吗?”
“知……知道啊,所以我是……是边喝边……边开的嘛!”
2、情人节和愚人节只有一线之差!
一男对一女说:“你真漂亮。”
女的对男的说:“你真帅啊。”
路人听见了便问另一个路人:“他们在过情人节吗?”
那人回道:“不,他们在过愚人节。”
3、昨天女神约我去外地玩,晚上住宿,女神关切地说:“开一间就行了,别破费。”
为了给女神留下阔绰的好印象,我立马把半个月的工钱拿了出来:“不差钱,开两间。”
4、在超市看到绿茶,就想起一次逛街,买了一瓶绿茶,
拧开瓶盖一看“再来一瓶”,换了之后再拧开看看,结果又中了!
高兴地换了之后,才明白拿着两瓶没盖的饮料逛街,是多么二的一件事……
5、村里来一个卖糖葫芦的。一个小孩很想吃,就对小贩说:”如果你给我糖葫芦吃,我给你学王八叫,好不?”
小贩也没听过王八叫,就答应了。
吃完糖葫芦,小贩催他赶紧叫。
他擦擦嘴,扯着嗓子吼了一声:“卖~~糖葫芦~~咧~~”
精短愚人节愚人冷笑话2
1、男友:“我的`*板电脑今天摔了,屏幕有条裂缝!”
我:“不会吧?裂多严重?”
男友:“我截图给你看下!”
我……
2、一位大叔从家门口经过,上前打招呼:“大叔我家吃饭吧!”
他说:“吃过了。”
“吃了进来喝点酒啊!”
“不了,空腹容易喝醉…… ”
3、大学的时候,老师让我们模拟做老板。
闺蜜模拟做的是牛奶生意,老师让我们介绍自己产品的优势。
闺蜜说:“我的奶绝对新鲜,我可以送货上门的。”
顿时教室就一片笑声了。。。
4、昨天一室友和他女友聊QQ,我们都在旁边看着。
两人正处热恋,聊着聊着他女朋友突然说:亲爱的,你把我吃了吧?
他不解:为什么啊?
她答:那样就可以永远在一起啦!
然后室友说了句:不行!拉出来怎么办?
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展8)
——蠢事愚人节爆笑笑话 (菁选2篇)
蠢事愚人节爆笑笑话1
1、好奇问女友:你以前交过几个男友?
她:一个,你呢?
我:两个!
她暴怒咆哮:放**,我知道的都不止两个!
我就奇怪了,你凶什么,我们现在讨论的是交过几个男友。。。
2、今天见美**事穿着低胸装,于是跟她打赌:你信不信我能隔着衣服把你胸罩取出来?
她说不信。
我:要是取不出来我给你50块。
她还是不信,于是。。。这都半天了我这脸还是疼。。。
3、女:我们分手吧!
富二代:为什么?
女:因为你家人。
富二代:我昨天才带你见过我爸,他说很喜欢你!
女:对啊,不止你爸很喜欢我,我也很喜欢你爸。
4、今天和暗恋的**学在街上碰面了,多年不见,本想来个热情的拥抱,对方却毫不留面子的闪开笑着道:“你是想碰瓷吗!”
我的心情一下降到了冰点。。。
唉,人心变了、世道也变了,这胸大的女人也TM的变得这么机智了。。。
蠢事愚人节爆笑笑话2
1、每年4.1我过生日,我跟别人说“今天我生日,晚上请大家吃饭。”他们都不信。
2、教你怎么画自画像:首先在纸上写下你的名字,在第一个字上面写M,下面写W,左边写E,在最后一个字下面写W,右边写Q,再用弧线把字母连起来,怎么样,很像吧!你好帅哦!!!
3、愚人节到了,大家能不能玩点有些技术含量的,例如给我充****话费让我猜猜谁充的,给我寄一箱好吃的让我猜猜谁给的,把苹果6S.Plus放在我口袋里让我猜猜谁干的,拿一摞大钞扔我让我猜猜谁砸的,这些都是可以的,年轻人不要老是一成不变的套路 ,要有创新精神,明天我不希望看到你们毫无长进!
4、妹妹:姐夫,我今天终于能估计勇气和你说这句话了。
姐夫:是吗?别让你姐听到!说吧!
妹妹:姐夫,愚人节快乐!
姐夫。。。
5、很久很久以前,有一个老渔夫带着他孙子出海捕鱼,没想到碰**海啸,孙子很担心,就对他爷爷说:“爷爷要刮大风了,我们回去吧。”
可是他爷爷不答应:“乖孙啊,爷爷什么风浪没见过,一定会没事的。”
话音刚落,一个巨浪打来,把划船的`桨打断了。
于是爷爷说:“乖孙啊,桨完了。”(拿去讲给你的好友听吧!)
6、男子捡到神灯,召唤出灯神。 灯神:“今天是愚人节,许愿要说反话才能实现哟”
男子:“神啊,请让我成为世界上最丑最穷最衰永远没人爱的人吧~”
灯神:“好的。骗到你了哈哈~”
7、女友是个波霸,我开玩笑问她:“里面的不会都是硅胶吧?”
她点点头说:“是呀!”
看我脸都白了,她大笑着安慰我说:“今天是愚人节,我骗你的啦!其实那是用我自己脂肪做的,我以前是男人的时候比较胖。”
8、听说今天愚人节!我第一时间给老板打电话说:老板我不干了!
老板:等下来财务部吧工资结一下。
我:老板愚人节快乐!
老板:我不过愚人节,你还是来把你工资结了吧!
我该肿么办,谁有什么办法帮帮我,急,在线等。。。
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展9)
——愚人节笑话分享「精编版」
愚人节笑话分享「精编版」1
不用了,家里人知道我的名字
医生对护士说:“你去问那位受伤的太太的名字,好通知她家里。”
护士一会儿回来后说:“病人说:‘不用了,家里人知道我的名字。,”
快点儿走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛
有个男人在雨里慢慢行走。路上有人见了觉得奇怪,问他道:
“雨下得这么大,你怎么不快点走?”
他从从容容地答道:“快点儿走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛!”
找钱
有一天,一个人在沙漠里挖坑。有个过路的人见了,问他挖什么,他说:“我在沙漠里埋了一些钱,现在找不到埋的地方了。” 那人说:“你埋钱的时候应当做个标记呀!”
“我做了标记。”
“什么标记?”
他说:“当时天上的乌云正遮着它。”
大吃一惊
护士:“喂,您是教授吗?告诉您一个好消息,您做爸爸啦!——就在刚才!”
教授:“噢,请您先不要告诉我妻子,我要让她大吃一惊!”
多纳尔母亲的来信 我还想给你写,可惜我已经把信封了
亲爱的多纳尔:
寥寥数言,让你知道我还活着。深知你读得不快,所以我也慢慢地写。你回来的时候将找不到我们的房子了,因为我们已经搬了家。先前住在这里的那户人家,不想改变他们的地址,把门牌拿走了。因此,我无法把家里现在的门牌告诉你。
你父亲找到了有趣的新工作,他下面有500多人——他在公墓割草。
今天早晨,你的姐姐生了一个可爱的婴孩,是男是女我还没弄清楚,因而,你究竟当了舅父还是当了姨父我也说不清。
昨天,你爸爸陪我上医院去看病。医生把一根小管子放进我的嘴里检查体温,还叫我10分钟不要开口。你爸爸说:要是医生肯卖,他愿意出10镑钱把那根管子买下来。
上星期总共下了两场雨,第一场下了三天,第二场下了四天。
你的慈母
附言:我还想给你写,可惜我已经把信封了。
那你叫她不要等了
绅士初次到伦敦,对**说:“我和妻子各自走失了,要是她经过这里,你可叫她等在这里吗!”
**:“可是我不认识她呀!”
绅士:“呀!一点不错!我真没有想到这事,那你叫她不要等了。”
幸亏它帮忙
有个男人上街买了一担米,一头重,一头轻,不好挑。他抓抓头皮想出了一个办法,在轻的一边放上一块大石头。他汗流泱背地把米挑到家,放下担子,长长嘘了一口气道:“今天幸亏有这块石头, 不然简直没办法挑回来!”
“不识数”的播音员
电视里放映精彩激烈的乒乓球赛,引起了老奶奶的极大兴趣。
看完后她啧啧称赞:“球打得好,球打得好!可惜偏偏找了个不识数的播音员!”
小孙孙听了不解地问:“人家咋不识数?”
老奶奶说:“明明是两个人在打球,他偏说是单打。明明是四个人在打球,他却硬说是双打。他少数了一半,这不是不识数是啥?”
最好与最糟
一座桥用两根木头搭成,一根高,一根低。有个拐子过桥,高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿,因此走起来*稳,就称赞说:“天底 下就数这座桥造得最好。”
千万别穿带鞋带的鞋出门
记得那年的`四月一日 ,我走在上学的路上,看家前面的哥们鞋带开了,就提醒他。结果他说你别骗我了,今天愚人节。 这不是亮点。。。。亮点是。他才刚说完,就踩着鞋带,摔了个狗吃屎。。。
就这么任性,愚人节过生日
我问老妈:真倒霉,为什么我的生日是愚人节,老是有人拿这个调侃我。
老妈说:因为我的生日是妇女节,从小就被人取笑,所以我当时就下定决心找个人转移一下大家的***。
本来你的预产期是四月末,后来特意把你从四月一号剖腹产生出来了。。
求求你相信我啊,我真的愚人节生日
看到一高中同学写的朋友圈,我笑了半天。内容是:你们还是人吗?老子愚人节生日怎么了?!你们不信就不信吧!还非要要晚上帮我庆祝!老子特么订了2大桌好菜,一个人看了一晚上!
看看谁吓谁
有一次愚人节戴上面具去街上逛悠,突然看见前面有个朋友,我想吓吓他,就拍拍他的肩膀,结果转过来的却是一张空白的脸皮,我当场就被吓坏了,怕的赶紧跑回家了结果第二天听另一个朋友嘲笑我说她只是戴着面具,天,聪明反被聪明误啊囧死了!
愚人节笑话英语 (菁选3篇)(扩展10)
——简短愚人节英语作文
简短愚人节英语作文1
April fools' day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france. in the 16 th century, people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1.
In the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools. each country celebrates april fools' day differently.
In france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!” in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you.
In scotland, april fools' day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.
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