1分钟英语小故事1

　　A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.

　　一个放羊的孩子在离村子不远的地方放羊。他为了开心寻乐常喊："狼来了!狼来了!"他的恶作剧有两三次达到了目的。全村的人都跑来帮忙，而他们所得到的回报却是一顿嘲笑，白费了心力。最后，有一天狼真的来了。这个孩子认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为他又在耍把戏，谁都不理会他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训：爱说谎的人，甚至在他说真话的时候，也没人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

1分钟英语小故事2

　　Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

　　三只狐狸

　　从前有三只狐狸，他们愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐狸又懒又坏，经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵，气走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享受着丰富的食品。老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。老二挖了池塘，不久他们过**富裕的生活。最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。

1分钟英语小故事200篇扩展阅读

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展1）

——1分钟英语演讲简单的小短文200篇

1分钟英语演讲简单的小短文1

　　Facing this audience on the stage, I have the exciting feeling of participating in the march of history, for what we are facing today is more than a mere competition or contest. It is an assembly of some of China’s most talented and motivated people, representatives of a younger generation that are preparing themselves for the coming of a new century.

　　I’m grateful that I’ve been given this opportunity, at such a historic moment, to stand here as a spokesman of my generation and to take a serious look back at the past 15 years, a crucial period for every one of us and for this nation as well.

　　Though it is only within my power to tell about my personal experience, and only a tiny fragment of it at that, it still represents, I believe, the root of a spirit which has been essential to me and to all the people bred by the past 15 years.

　　In my elementary years, there was a little girl in the class who worked very hard but somehow could never do satisfactorily in her lessons.

　　The teacher asked me to help her, and it was obvious that she expected a lot from me. but as a young boy, restless, thoughtless, I always tried to evade her so as to get more time to enjoy myself.

　　One day before the final exam, she came up to me and said, Could you please explain this to me? I want very much to do better this time. I started explaining, and finished in a hurry. Pretending not to notice her still confused eyes, I ran off quickly. Nat surprisingly, she again did very badly in the exam. And two months later, at the beginning of the new semester, word came of her death of blood cancer. No one ever knew about the little task I failed to fulfill, but I couldn’t forgive myself. I sim* couldn’t forget her eyes, which seem to be asking, Why didn’t you do a little more to help me, when it was so easy for you? Why didn’t you understand a little better the trust placed in you, so that I would not have to leave this world in such pain and regret?

　　&nds. Society is becoming ike inpiduality and creativity are getting more emphasis and more people are rewarded for their hard work and efforts. Such is the era in which this generation ,grows and matures.

　　Such is the era in which this generation will take over the nation from our fathers and learn to run it. Yet in the meantime, many problems still exist.

1分钟英语演讲简单的小短文2

　　good evening, honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen.

　　it’s my great pleasure to stand here to present my speech—change the world, change ourselves.

　　it’s noticable that western holidays are becoming increasingly popular day by day, while chinese traditional festivals are being somewhat neglected. not long before about 10 doctors in beijing university and qinghua unversity announced that we should reject the invasion of western holidays ,because they regard western holidays as an challenge against our traditional festivals and culture.

　　frankly speaking, i don’t quite agree with them.indeed, we should never neglect or even discard our traditonal festivals as china boasts a brilliant history and splendid traditions. (examples).but why can’t we absorb the meaningful western holidays and culture.

　　there are obvious reasons why some western holidays are so popular in china. on the one hand, some of the western holidays which we chinese don’t have are reasonable and meaningful, such as father’s day and april fool’s day etc. on the other hand,the prevalence of globalization enables western culture to prevail in china. overwhelmed by such a trend,chinese unconsiciously get involved in western holidays and culture.

　　with the further development of the whole world, the cultural communication between different countries and nations becom#from 本文来自高考资源网http://www.gkstk end#es faster and more and more important. we are indeed from different nations, but we are the citizens of the same world, so the outstanding culture of different nations is the commom wealth of everyone on the earth.the only way for us to protect our traditional culture is to reject the foreign culture? the answer is definitely no. what we ought to do is to spare no effort to educate chinese to get to know and treasure our splendid traditions instead of rejecting foreign culture. only by educating can we set our confidence and belief towards our culture. only by educating can we preserve and promote the wealth that our ancesters left for us.

　　at last i’d like to share a famouse saying of gandhi with all of you ,that is:if you want to change the world, then you must change yourself first.”

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展2）

——2分钟英语小故事60篇

2分钟英语小故事1

　　The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子

　　A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

　　Zeal should not outrun discretion.

　　有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

　　这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

2分钟英语小故事2

　　The Bargain CD Set

　　Sidney reread the song list and artists. He noticed that the classic song “Moon River” was sung by Danny Williams; Sidney thought that the original artist was actually Andy Williams. He told Gita that he had his doubts. She told him not to buy it, but he decided to take a chance on it—after all, it was only $11.99. What could they lose, he joked. When they got home and played the CDs in that set, both of them were disappointed.

　　“When are you going to learn to listen to me?” Gita asked Sidney as she rapped him in the head with the box of the CD set. Sidney told her that he would take it back to see if he could exchange it. “Of course not!” Gita said. “The receipt says that you cannot return an opened package.”

　　Sidney took it back anyway; he hoped that he could charm the sales clerk into giving him an exchange. He couldn’t. She said that the only thing she could do was buy the CD set back from him. He said that that was okay with him, figuring that she was going to pay him $11.99 plus tax. She typed the title of the set into her com*r. A few moments later, she told him that she would be able to give him 70 cents. “You mean seventy cents for each CD?” Sidney asked. “No, 70 cents for the set,” she replied. Sidney laughed. He was getting ripped off by two different companies for the same item. On his way out of the store, he decided he would regift the set as an office Christmas present.

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展3）

——1分钟英语小故事 (菁选2篇)

1分钟英语小故事1

　　A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.

　　一个放羊的孩子在离村子不远的地方放羊。他为了开心寻乐常喊："狼来了!狼来了!"他的恶作剧有两三次达到了目的。全村的人都跑来帮忙，而他们所得到的回报却是一顿嘲笑，白费了心力。最后，有一天狼真的来了。这个孩子认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为他又在耍把戏，谁都不理会他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训：爱说谎的人，甚至在他说真话的时候，也没人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

1分钟英语小故事2

　　Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

　　三只狐狸

　　从前有三只狐狸，他们愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐狸又懒又坏，经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵，气走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享受着丰富的食品。老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。老二挖了池塘，不久他们过**富裕的生活。最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展4）

——1分钟幽默笑话200篇

1分钟幽默笑话1

　　1、本**二学生，一日上自习课突感腹痛，有放屁的感觉，但是教室很静，不敢大声放啊，只好一点一点的放，最后还是有一点声出来。这时后排的二货同学来了句：“挺好个屁，让你放碎了。”

　　2、昨天一朋友突然遇到一个单词apple不认识就问我什么意思。傻比!苹果都不认识。他突然来一句，苹果不是iPhone吗?

　　3、小时候，有次生病，爸爸带我去输液，那时候的输液管都是有滚轮的那种，调速度用的`。输液到一半的时候，爸爸嫌慢，调快点，又嫌慢，又调，反复几次滚轮掉了啊，水就直线进入我的血管，真心疼。爸爸一看，也没叫护士，自己把针头就拔了啊，说不输了，就带我回家了。别怀疑，我是亲生的。

　　4、有一次看电影的时候，突然银幕黑了，但声音还有。某个观众跳起来大喊：“干啥呢，晃晃鼠标啊!”

　　5、我问儿子：“给爸爸打电话没有，晚上回家吃饭不?”他说：“我给爸爸打电话，是一个阿姨接的。”我心里一沉，不高兴了。儿子继续说：“阿姨说了：‘您拨打的电话正在通话中，请稍后再拨。

　　6、你说…世界上第一个知道牛奶可以喝的家伙，到底对牛做了什么…?

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展5）

——1分钟笑话故事笑破你的肚子200篇

1分钟笑话故事笑破你的肚子1

　　1、“大夫，我得了什么病?”

　　“不妙啊，老爷子，看来得把您的肺切除!”

　　“切什么肺啊!我的肺一向是好好的!”

　　“对，您的肺现在是好好的，不过，您的肝现在没地方搁……”

　　2、精神病院的病人对新来的医生说：“医生，我们都很喜欢你，觉得你比以前那位医生好多了。”

　　医生说：“谢谢，为什么呢?”

　　病人：“你看上去和我们的样子差不多。”

　　3、医生：“你有没有听我的建议，睡觉时将窗户打开?”

　　病人：“有。” .

　　医生：“那么你的气喘完全不见了吧?”

　　病人：“还在。但是我的手机、电视、笔记本电脑都不见了。”

　　4、某人因左胸部疼痛辗转几家医院，做了不少检查，但诊断仍不明确。

　　医生最后说：“你这个病是肋间神经病。”

　　此人一听，脸色大变，问道：“确定吗?”

　　医生：“确定”

　　然后低声说：“大夫，拜托你帮我保密，千万别让别人知道我这神经病啊!”

1分钟笑话故事笑破你的肚子2

　　1、农夫买了一盒耗子药，耗子吃了之后大摇大摆的走了。

　　农夫找到药店老板，老板说要抓到耗子用温水送服。

　　农夫照做，耗子照走不误。农夫又找到老板，老板问：“你喂了几次?”

　　农夫答：“一次。

　　老板说：“你看下说明书，6盒一疗程。”

　　2、病人很担心自己的脑袋。经X光检查后，他问医生：“我的'脑部有什么吗?”

　　医生：“什么也没有。”

　　病人：“啊，真的这么严重?”

　　3、去医院打针，一个小护士可能是实习的，比较紧张，拿针头扎了我十下都没找到血管。

　　我咬着牙说道:“大姐，你姓李是吧。”

　　她说：“你怎么知道?”

　　我说很简单啊，因为你一看就是传说中的李十针(时珍)。

　　4、青年医生：我明天就要挂牌营业了，您能否向我传授一些经验?

　　中年医生：账单要写得清楚些，而药方则要写得潦草一点。

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展6）

——2分钟英语笑话小故事60篇

2分钟英语笑话小故事1

　　Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

　　上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦，结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下!请您告诉我去医院的路，好吗?”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的.衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”

2分钟英语笑话小故事2

　　One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

　　一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

　　“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。

　　"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

　　“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展7）

——3分钟儿童童话小故事60篇

3分钟儿童童话小故事1

　　鸡妈妈有三个孩子，他们的名字分别叫黑黑、白白和花花。一天，鸡妈妈问孩子们：“你们知道兔子是怎么对付坏蛋的吗？”他们谁也答不上来，就一起去问兔子。

　　“兔子！你是怎么对付坏蛋的？”黑黑尖声尖气地叫道。“我才不告诉你呢，没礼貌的孩子！”兔子生气地说。“哼！摆什么臭架子！”说完，黑黑气呼呼地走了。

　　白白过来说：“兔子阿姨，请问您是怎么对付坏蛋的呢？”兔子看了看他说：“对付坏蛋嘛，我们有自己的办法。不过，这是秘密，我不能告诉你，对不起了。”白白听她把话说绝了，再白费口舌也没用，只好悻悻地走了。

　　花花没有再问，他想：“坏蛋总会来的，还是我亲自观察吧。”于是，他躲到了草丛里，瞪大了眼睛望着兔子的家。过了好久也没有动静，花花很着急。

　　这时，来了一只狐狸。他发现了兔子，就猛地扑了上去，兔子急忙钻进了洞里。狐狸钻不进去，干着急，干脆坐在洞口等兔子出来。没想到，兔子从另一个洞口钻了出来。狐狸很生气，又扑了过去，结果兔子又进洞了。兔子的家有好几个洞口，一会儿从这个洞出来，一会儿又从那个洞出来。狐狸也跟着从这个洞口窜到那个洞口，从那个洞口窜到这个洞口，不久就累得气喘吁吁，精疲力竭了，可还是没有办法捉到兔子。最后，狐狸只好垂头丧气地走了。

　　花花回家后，高兴地告诉了妈妈狡兔三窟的道理，黑黑和白白以为花花一定是说尽了好话求兔子，才得到的答案。花花笑着说：“我呀，一个字也没说，我是动脑筋观察到的。”鸡妈妈高兴地笑了。

3分钟儿童童话小故事2

　　一只小麻雀因为被麻雀妈妈冤枉它偷吃了家里的鱼，觉得很委屈，便决定离家出走。

　　小麻雀收拾好行李后，偷偷地进行了它的第一次冒险之旅。它刚来到了一个小镇，就被一只大秃鹰盯**。大秃鹰为了眼前的美食，穷追不舍。

　　小麻雀费了九牛二虎之力，才摆脱了威胁它的大秃鹰。没想到一波未*一波又起。狡猾的狐狸对小麻雀唾涎三尺，它可没大秃鹰那么横冲直撞，狐狸先和麻雀交起了朋友。小麻雀想：我人生地不熟，俗话说“在家靠父母，出外靠朋友”，交个朋友也好，便和狐狸聊起了天。不一会儿，狐狸开始称兄道弟，天真的麻雀哪里知道，它还以为遇到了一个好心人呢。

　　狐狸故作姿态对小麻雀说：“麻雀老弟，你初来乍到，到我家吃顿饭，算我为你接风洗尘吧。”麻雀的肚子早饿得咕咕直叫，难得狐狸这么热心肠，它连忙点头，狐狸也求之不得，心里暗暗高兴。去到狐狸家，狐狸一把将麻雀抓住，露出了笑，麻雀终于明白了，原来狐狸是为了吃小它才称兄道弟的啊！在这危险时刻，突然窗外一个*飞来，趁狐狸捂着发痛的眼睛的当儿，小麻雀趁机逃跑了。

　　小麻雀回到家里，把整件事告诉了妈妈。妈妈也向它道歉呢，说原来鱼是猫偷吃的'，它冤枉了小麻雀，母女相拥起来。小麻雀觉得还是家里比外面温暖啊！

3分钟儿童童话小故事3

　　夏季，绿草如茵，大树枝繁叶茂，小河的水清澈透明。在这美丽的景色中，四只小猴子来到河边的草地上踢球。

　　小猴子们你踢给我，我踢给你，他们跑着、跳着、抢着、闹着，他们"哈哈"地笑着，玩的满头大汗。一只小猴子摔了一跤，把皮球踢进了小河里。四只小猴子急地抓耳挠腮，这可怎么办呀！一只小猴子爬到树上一看，小皮球在水上漂浮着，渐渐的离岸边远了。

　　正当小猴子们没办法的时候，突然，一只小猴子想出了个好办法。他急忙回家拿来妈妈洗衣服的大木盆，另一只小猴子捡起岸边的一根树枝，跳进了大木盆里。那三只小猴子抬着大盆放进水里。坐在大木盆里的小猴子开始用树枝划水，木盆在水里打着转儿，把小猴子急得满头汗。不一会儿，小猴子熟练地划着树枝朝皮球划去，把皮球捞起来放在大木盆里，又往岸边划去。

　　啊！皮球终于捞上来了。四只小猴子欢快地唱着歌踢起球来。

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展8）

——2分钟英语笑话小故事 (菁选2篇)

2分钟英语笑话小故事1

　　Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

　　上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦，结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下!请您告诉我去医院的路，好吗?”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的.衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”

2分钟英语笑话小故事2

　　One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

　　一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

　　“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。

　　"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

　　“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展9）

——2分钟英语小故事 (菁选2篇)

2分钟英语小故事1

　　The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子

　　A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

　　Zeal should not outrun discretion.

　　有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

　　这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

2分钟英语小故事2

　　The Bargain CD Set

　　Sidney reread the song list and artists. He noticed that the classic song “Moon River” was sung by Danny Williams; Sidney thought that the original artist was actually Andy Williams. He told Gita that he had his doubts. She told him not to buy it, but he decided to take a chance on it—after all, it was only $11.99. What could they lose, he joked. When they got home and played the CDs in that set, both of them were disappointed.

　　“When are you going to learn to listen to me?” Gita asked Sidney as she rapped him in the head with the box of the CD set. Sidney told her that he would take it back to see if he could exchange it. “Of course not!” Gita said. “The receipt says that you cannot return an opened package.”

　　Sidney took it back anyway; he hoped that he could charm the sales clerk into giving him an exchange. He couldn’t. She said that the only thing she could do was buy the CD set back from him. He said that that was okay with him, figuring that she was going to pay him $11.99 plus tax. She typed the title of the set into her com*r. A few moments later, she told him that she would be able to give him 70 cents. “You mean seventy cents for each CD?” Sidney asked. “No, 70 cents for the set,” she replied. Sidney laughed. He was getting ripped off by two different companies for the same item. On his way out of the store, he decided he would regift the set as an office Christmas present.

1分钟英语小故事200篇（扩展10）

——3分钟幽默小故事 (菁选2篇)

3分钟幽默小故事1

　　**培训班的最后一天，主办方临时安排**们去**，听****现身说法。

　　邻市的原城建局**现身，交代一番自己**腐化、**情人的罪行。只听猛的一声轰响，市财政局陈**倒在地上。

　　城建局伍**掏出几粒保心丸，塞进陈**的嘴里，取出手机准备拨打120，谁知他的手机恰巧响了起来。

　　一看是家里的号码，他便不耐烦地说：“别打了，我在**忙着呢!”说罢挂断通话，拨通了120。

　　救护车呼啸赶来，病人被迅速送走。随着****一个个交代，倒下的**也越来越多，伍**积极安排送救，动作利索。

　　众人不禁疑惑：圈里公认，老伍是**问题最大的主儿，又有很多病，按做贼心虚的说法，先倒下的应当是他呀!怎么竟一点反应也没有……

　　活動结束后，伍**一回家，就从衣袋里掏出一堆药瓶，对着卧室夸奖道：“老婆真有你的，要不是你，事先给我准备了这些药，说不定我早完了，这真是有备无患呀!”

　　伍**笑了一阵儿，不见回应。他走进卧室，发现老婆不在，此时，小保姆气喘吁吁地走了进来，见到伍**，惊喜地说：“叔叔您回来了?听说您进了**，阿姨一下就昏倒了，刚被医院抢救过来，这不，我回家来拿点阿姨的生活用品!”

　　伍**马上赶去医院，发现反贪局的*也在病房里，老婆正痛哭流涕：“*，老伍的事我全交代，只求您不要把他送进**，他身体有病，会挺不过来的……”

3分钟幽默小故事2

　　机场新来了一位徐机长，单身，很帅，成了诸多单身空姐的目标。可徐机长也不知道晃花了眼还是生性保守，竟对众多的.美眉没反应，因此，徐机长也得了个别称：不来电。

　　空姐爱莲也喜欢徐机长，却不知该如何下手。恰逢机场举办联谊会，有感于徐机长“不来电”的外号，爱莲想出了一个绝妙的主意。

　　不出爱莲所料，邀请徐机长跳一曲的女孩子们接连不断，却都只能蜻蜓点水般与他短暂搭上几句话，徐机长对每一个舞伴，都保持着若即若离的距离。爱莲则按兵不动，暗暗等待机会。

　　总算等到了一曲相当长的现代舞，爱莲快步上前，邀徐机长进了舞池。两人刚一接手，只听“啪”的一声，爱莲的手狠狠地放了静电。徐机长痛得一皱眉，但碍于风度，他忍了，拉着爱莲的手继续跳。

　　这曲子的舞步，对舞者的要求是分分合合的，分开的手再拉住，必定一次次狠狠地放静电。屡次被电痛的徐机长也不管舞步要求了，拉住爱莲的手不肯再松开。同事们发现他俩亲近得手都不带分开的，纷纷议论着徐机长对爱莲“来电了”。

　　跳乱了舞步，徐机长很是尴尬，就跟爱莲边跳边聊，一副谈得很投机的样子。嘿，这一谈，俩人还真投缘。

　　半年后，徐机长和爱莲办订婚宴，同事们一定要知道爱莲是怎么搞定“不来电”的，爱莲被迫交代，那次跳舞前，她特地穿了一套极易起靜电的混纺衣服，非电得徐机长这个“不来电”来电了不可。