趣味儿童英语谜语

趣味儿童英语谜语1

  What is higher without a head than with a head?

  [答案]a pillow(枕头)

  What is dark but made by light?

  [答 案]a shadow(影子)

  What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

  [答 案]a mushroom(蘑菇)

  What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

  [答 案]drums(鼓)

  What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

  [答案]a photographer(摄影师)

  What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk?

  [答 案]a clock(钟)

  What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?

  [答 案]a blackboard(黑板)

  What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

  [答 案]a river(河)

  What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

  [答 案]trouble(麻烦)


趣味儿童英语谜语扩展阅读


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展1)

——经典趣味儿童灯谜3篇

经典趣味儿童灯谜1

  脱粒机 打一成语(谜底: 吞吞吐吐)

  翘翘板 打一成语(谜底: 此起彼落)

  纸老虎 打一成语(谜底: 外强中干)

  感冒通 打一成语(谜底: 有伤风化)

  农产品 打一成语(谜底: 土生土长)

  举重比赛 打一成语(谜底: 斤斤计较)

  零存整取 打一成语(谜底: 积少成多)

  四通八达 打一成语(谜底: 头头是道)

  照相底片 打一成语(谜底: 颠倒黑白)

  逆水划船 打一成语(谜底: 激流勇进)

  爱好旅游 打一成语(谜底: 喜出望外)

  有个矮将军,身上挂满刀,刀鞘外长毛,里面藏宝宝。(打一植物)大豆

  冬天蟠龙卧,夏天枝叶开,龙须往上长,珍珠往下排。(打一植物)葡萄

  水上生个铃,摇摇没有声,仔细看一看,满脸大眼睛。(打一植物)莲蓬

  两叶花四朵,颜色白又黄,一年开一次,八月放异香。(打一植物)桂花

  兄弟几个真和气,天天并肩坐一起,少时喜欢绿衣服,老来都穿黄色衣。(打一植物)香蕉

  胖娃娃,滑手脚,红尖嘴儿一身毛,背上浅浅一道沟,肚里血红好味道。(打一植物)桃子

  海南宝岛是我家,不怕风吹和雨打,四季棉衣不离身,肚里有肉又有茶。(打一植物)椰子

  半截白,半截青,半截实来半截空,半截长在地面上,半截长在土当中。(打一植物)葱

  冬天幼苗夏成熟,滔滔海水是活土,根浮水面随浪晃,身潜水中漫起舞。(打一植物)海带

  架上爬秧结绿瓜,绿瓜顶上开黄花,生着吃来鲜又脆,炒熟做菜味道佳。(打一植物)黄瓜

经典趣味儿童灯谜2

  1.“宝玉不知何处去,林妹玉体瘦半身打―字”谜底:宋

  2.“上下一起说,花时特别短(字一)”谜底:昙

  3.“除了我,非它莫属(字一)”谜底:陀

  4.“云随雁字悬(字一)”谜底:会

  5.一粒谷,占满屋。(打一物)谜底:灯

  6.“无为在歧途――三字口语二”谜底:不知道、怎么行

  7.“好去到人间――法国名胜”谜底:凡尔赛宫

  8.“积雪浮云端――地理名词”谜底:高寒带

  9.“还来就菊花――《红楼梦》菊花诗一句”谜底:慰语重阳会有期

  10.“阶前有鸟迹――成语一”谜底:门可罗雀

  11.“举手可近月――《水浒传》人物诨号一”谜底:摸着天

  12.“余香乍入衣――《红楼梦》人名”谜底:花袭人

  13.“山从人面起――《聊斋志异》篇目一”谜底:成仙

  14.“晓看红湿处――《水浒转》人名二”谜底:郭盛花荣

  15.“十五始展眉――成语一”谜底:喜出望外

  16.“十觞亦不醉”猜唐诗篇目一”谜底:长干行

  17.“同是长干人――《聊斋志异》篇目”谜底:酒鬼

  18“千山鸟飞绝,打一电影片名”!谜底:真空地带

  19.“千秋**名――打一作家名!”谜底:古龙

  20.“白日依山尽,打一气象用语!”谜底:傍晚多云

  21.“白发诗无的。打一清代人名”谜底:李鸿章

  22.“归时欲沾巾’孟浩然诗一句”谜底:还将两行泪

  23.“曲终人不见’电影片名二中有俺”谜底:绝唱潜影

  24.“当春乃发生’《水浒转》人物诨号”谜底:及时雨

  25.“举头邀明月’四字礼貌用语”谜底:敬请光临

  26.“低头思故乡’猜一唐诗篇目!”谜底:望月怀远

  27.“窗前明月光’猜一宋词人,卷帘格”谜底:李清照

  28.“明月松间照’,打一科学家名”谜底:林光达

  29.“明日岁华新’,一个天文名词”谜底:光年

  30.“呼作白玉盘’打一字!”谜底:诮

  31.“茶’张九龄诗的一句!”谜底:草木有本心

  32.“春眠不觉晓’,打一小说名吧!”谜底:醉卧长安

  33.“还是这句,是《诗品》的一句”。谜底:时闻啼鸟

  34.“独钓寒江雪’调味品冠规格”谜底:一等冷冻鱼

  35.“莫教枝上啼’打一个卷帘格成语!”谜底:梦寐以求

  36.“昔日人已没’打一字!”谜底:借

  37.“春满大地’猜苏轼词一句”谜底:天涯何处无芳草

  38.房间里面亮堂堂的,却不能上网?为什么?谜底:点的蜡烛

  39.儿子比妈**年龄大。可能吗?为什么?谜底:年轻的继母

  40.爷爷也可以是孙子。可能吗?为什么?谜底:现在的孩子是小**

经典趣味儿童灯谜3

  有跟不着地,绿叶开白花,到处去流浪,四海处处家。(植物)

  谜底:浮萍

  一个小黑人,戴着个洗脸盆,给他摘下来,他说再戴会儿。(果蔬)

  谜底:黑枣

  壳儿硬,壳儿脆,四个姐妹隔墙睡,从小到大背靠背,盖的一床疙瘩被。(果蔬)

  谜底:核桃

  体圆似球,色红如血,皮亮如珠,汁甜赛蜜。(水果)

  谜底:樱桃

  一棵小树不太高,小孩爬在半中腰,身穿小绿袄,头戴红缨帽。(蔬菜名)

  谜底:玉米

  叫马,不会跑,叫球,不能打,叫铃,摇不响,叫饼,吃不下。(打四种体育用品)

  谜底:木马、铅球、哑铃、铁饼

  小小房屋是我家,家里人多力量大,能写字来能画画,个个都是小专家。(文具)

  谜底:笔盒

  泥塘有串水葡萄,咕嘟咕嘟往上冒,用它照明又做饭,大人小孩都说好。(自然物)

  谜底:沼气

  稀奇稀奇真稀奇,拿人鼻子当马骑。(物品)

  谜底:眼镜

  一张小方画,无脚走天下。四周是锯齿,佳音传天下。(打一通讯用品)

  谜底:邮票

  远看山有色,近听水无声。春去花还在,人来鸟不惊。(打一物)

  谜底:画

  一只小鸟真漂亮,红色嘴巴绿衣裳。张嘴就爱学人话,你说啥来它说啥。(打一动物)

  谜底:鹦鹉

  是鸡不长毛,是牛不耕田,是猫不捕鼠,是虎不上山。(打四种动物)

  谜底:田鸡、蜗牛、熊猫、壁虎

  小时着黑衣,大时穿**,水里过日子,岸上来睡觉。(打一动物)

  谜底:青蛙

  会吼的马儿骑不得,会游的鞭子拿不得,地上的琵琶弹不得,倒挂的蓬蓬吃不得。(打四种动物)

  谜底:斑马、蛇、螳螂、马蜂窝

  小小玲珑一**,来来往往在江边,风吹雨打都不怕,只见划桨不挂帆。(打一动物)

  谜底:鸭子

  身体是个半球形,背上背着七颗星。蚜虫见了最怕它,棉花丰收全靠它。(打一动物)

  谜底:七星瓢虫

  尖尖牙齿**嘴,长长尾巴短短腿。捕捉猎物流眼泪,可惜那是假慈悲。(打一动物)

  谜底:鳄鱼

  红关公,白刘备,黑张飞,叁结义。(果蔬)

  谜底:荔枝

  甫入葡园枝累累,正临华苑草萋萋。(花名)

  谜底:菊花

  青竹竿,挑铜盆,开黄花,结鱼鳞。(打一植物)

  谜底:向日葵


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展2)

——儿童趣味英语谜语3篇

儿童趣味英语谜语1

  What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat? A kitten.(小猫)

  What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

  What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回声)

  What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.

  What question can you never answer yes" to" Are you asleep?

  Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.

  You play with this ——(ball)

  You eat with this ——(spoon)

  You drink with this ——(straw)

  You talk with this ——(mouth)

  You look with his ——(glasses)

  what man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里?

  Key: snowman(雪人)

  What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers? 什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?

  Key: dictionary (字典)

  A mouse has a large pocket. What is it? 一种鼠有一个大袋子,它是什么?

  Key: a kangaroo(袋鼠)

  You have it.You read it.Therere some pictures in it? 你拥有它,你可以阅读它,它有些图片在里面,它是什么?

  Key: book(书)

儿童趣味英语谜语2

  Questions:

  1.What letter is a part of the head?

  2.Which letter makes her hear?

  3.Which four letters is the thief afraid of?

  4.What part of a clock is always old?

  5.What is white when it is dirty?

  6.I jump into the water, what do I do?

  7.What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

  8.What is dark but made by light?

  9.Why is six afraid of seven?

  10.Why do lions eat raw meat?

  11.I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.

  12.What animal eats with its tail?

  13.I have a tree in my hand.What kind of tree is it?

  14.What fruit is never found singly?

  15.What changes a pear into a pearl?

  16.What question can never be answered by Yes?

  17.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?

  18.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?

  19.I am something that has teeth but cant eat. What am I?

  20.What is the smallest room in the world?

  21.What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark?

  22.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?

  Keys:

  1.I (eye)

  2.a

  3.O I C U (Oh, I see you).

  4.second-hand.(秒针;二手货)

  5.blackboard

  6.Waiter

  7.A photographer

  8.A shadow

  9.Because seven eight nine.

  10.Because they never learn to cook.

  11.few

  12.All animals do. No one takes off its tail while eating.

  13.Its a palm.

  14.pear梨,音似 pair,一对

  15.the letter “l”

  16.Are you asleep?

  17.When they make 22.

  18.A map

  19.A comb

  20.Mushroom.

  21.Hot dog

  22.silence


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展3)

——简单的儿童英语谜语及答案

简单的儿童英语谜语及答案1

  英语谜语题目:What has a tongue but cannot talk? key: a shoe

  什么东西有舌头但是却不会说话?

  【答案】鞋

  英语谜语题目:What has teeth but cannot eat? key:corn

  什么东西有牙齿却不能吃东西?

  【答案】玉米

  英语谜语题目:What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? key:your name

  什么东西是你的但是别人却用的比你多?

  【答案】你的名字

  英语谜语题目:What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? key:keyhole

  什么东西穿过门,但是从来也没有进去或者出来?

  【答案】锁眼

  英语谜语题目:What gets larger,the more you take away?

  什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大?

  【答案】Ahole.洞

  英语谜语题目:What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon?

  把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起,会得到什么?

  【答案】A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.

  将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟。

  英语谜语题目:Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?

  世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到?

  【答案】In the dictionary.在字典里。

  英语谜语题目:What do you know about the kings of France?

  你对法国君主有什么了解?

  【答案】They are all dead. 他们都死了。

  英语谜语题目:what tree is always very sad? key:weeping willow

  什么书树总是很伤心?

  【答案】垂柳.谜语解析:weeping willow的意思是垂柳,weeping是哭,willow是柳树

  英语谜语题目:what is full when its used and empty when its at rest? key:a shoe

  什么东西在使用它的时候是满的,在他休息的时候是空的。

  【答案】鞋

  英语谜语题目:when can you get water with a net? key:when water is turned into ice

  什么时候你可以用用网拿到水呢?

  【答案】当水变成冰的时候

  英语谜语题目:why are people tired on April Fools Day? key:Because they have just had a long March.

  为什么在四月一日愚人节人们都很累?

  【答案】因为他们刚度过了一个很长的三月(行军).march除了三月以外还有行军的意思。

  英语谜语题目:whats the poorest bank in the world? key:the river bank

  世界上最贫穷的银行是什么?

  【答案】河岸。bank还有河岸的意思

  英语谜语题目:what is heavier in summer than in winter? key:Traffic to the beach

  什么东西夏天比冬天重?

  【答案】去海滩的车流 解释:heavy除了重的意思,还有交通量大的,繁忙的意思。

  英语谜语题目: what can pierce ones ears without a hole? key:Noise,voice

  什么东西能穿透一个人的耳朵而不留下一个洞?

  【答案】噪音,声音。


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展4)

——儿童英语演讲5篇

儿童英语演讲1

  Ladies and gentlemen:Im happy to be like to introduce myself.

  My name is yone calls me can call me Pat.

  Im from ******.I was born in ******.I grew up in t now,Im a eager to learn.I study very hard every day.

  I like being a student.I like going to school.I think its interesting and fun.

  Im also learning English.I enjoy speaking my favorite a friendly person.I always try to be polite.I like to get along with everyone.

  I want to be your friend.I hope we can do you say?

  Lets be get se introduce yourself.

儿童英语演讲2

  大家好!

  明天是“六一”国际儿童节。55年前,国际**妇女联合会为保障全世界儿童的生存**、保健**和受教育的**,于1949年11月在***召开的一次大会上决定每年六月一日为国际儿童节。1949年12月23日,* 也规定六月一日为儿童节。于是,全世界的儿童就拥有了一个属于自己的节日——“六一”国际儿童节。

  我谨**学校向全体同学致以节日的祝贺,祝大家节日快乐!

  我也借此机会向全体教师表示衷心的感谢和崇高的敬意。你们既是尊敬的老师,更是辛勤的园丁。你们爱校如家,爱生如子;勤勤恳恳,任劳任怨;教书育人,无私奉献。你们创造了优美的环境,你们创造了优良的质量,你们为学校的发展与腾飞创造了良好的基础和条件。

  同学们,“六一”是你们最快乐的节日,“六一”也是我们最高兴的日子。因为:

  你们是家庭的宝贝,更是家庭的希望。你们能够快乐地成长,家庭就充满欢歌与笑语。你们是学校的孩子,更是学校的希望。你们能够全面地发展,学校就充满生机与活力。你们是社会的`未来,更是社会的希望。你们能够**地发展,社会就充满热情与友爱。你们是祖国的花朵,更是祖国的希望。你们能够茁壮地成长,祖国就充满美好与希望。来自作文范文网

  希望同学们:文明、好学、自主、合作。学会学习、学会生活、学会做人、学会创造。像大人一样富有责任心、富有使命感,堂堂正正做人,认认真真做事,快快乐乐学习,健健康康成长。热爱祖国、热爱*、热爱人民、热爱自然、热爱生活、热爱科学、热爱学习、热爱劳动。珍惜生命、珍惜时间、珍惜友谊、珍惜学习与发展的机会。关心社会、关心环境、关心集体、关心他人。尊敬师长、团结同学、礼貌待人;明辨是非、辨别美丑、为人正直。做一个理想远大、品行端庄、学习优良、身心健康的********事业的**人。

  希望老师们:敬业、爱生、严谨、探究。全面贯彻执行*的教育方针,教书育人,五育并举。牢固树立服务意识、质量意识和**意识。面向每一个学生,珍惜每一个教育机会,上好每一堂课,做好每一件事,促进每一个学生的健康、**、全面的发展。为学生的终生发展奠定坚实的基础。

  让我们共同努力,为把西塘小学办**民满意的学校而努力奋斗。

  最后,祝同学们节日快乐!

儿童英语演讲3

  i'm excited about my future.

  i have big hopes and dreams.

  here's what i want to do.

  i'll study hard.

  i'll get excellent grades.

  i'll be the best i can be.

  i want to study overseas.

  i want to learn a lot.

  my dream school is harv.

  i might be a teacher.

  i might be a doctor.

  i might be a scientist.

  i want to help people out.

  i want to be useful to society.

  no matter what, i'll be an expert at what i do.

  i want to be rich, too.

  i want to make a lot of money.

  i want to make my family proud.

  i'd like to travel.

  i want to see the world.

  i want to visit every country.

  i hope to meet many people.

  i hope to make many friends.

  i want to experience different cultures.

  now i wish you good luck.

  have a wonderful future.

  may all your dreams come true.

儿童英语演讲4

  i like many places.

  i enjoy many spots.

  here are three of my favorites.

  i'll start with the zoo.

  the animals are amazing.

  some are cute and some are ugly.

  some are very strange.

  i like to pet and feed them.

  i enjoy seeing them perform.

  museums are cool,too.

  the exhibits are terrific.

  the displays are fascinating.

  i like famous things.

  i enjoy works of art.

  maybe someday my work will be there.

  history tells me about the past.

  science shows me the future.

  from dinosaurs to robots, i love it all.

  finally, amusement parks are a blast.

  i'm crazy about wild rides.

  roller coasters are the best.

  it's fun to scream.

  it's fun to be scared.

  i don't care if i get dizzy.

  hey, i'm curious about you.

  where do you like to go?

  what's your favorite place?

儿童英语演讲5

  hello, everybody! nice to meet you here. my name is xxx , i was born in 20xx inxx. i am x years old now. i study in xxxxgaoxinschool. i'm in grade 4 class three.

  i like football and english very much, andioften play football with my classmates after school. my english teacher is miss, she is a girl, and she is very nice to us, i like her a lot.

  there are three members in my family: my father, my mother and i. both of parents love me and i love them too.

  that's all, thank you!

  belling the cat

  long ago, there was a big cat in the house. he caught many mice while they were stealing food.

  one day the mice bad a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their common enemy. some said this, andsome said that.

  at last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea. “we could tie a bell around the neck of the cat. then when he comes near, we can hear the sound of the bell, and run away.”

  everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, “that is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?”the mice lookedat each other, but nobody spoke.


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展5)

——儿童英语诗歌朗诵稿3篇

儿童英语诗歌朗诵稿1

  《Now We Are Six ?现在我们6岁了》

  When I was one,

  我一岁的时候,

  I had just begun.

  生命才刚刚开始。

  When I was two,

  我两岁时,

  I was nearly new.

  我还很小。

  When I was three,

  我三岁时,

  I was hardly me.

  我几乎想不起来。

  When I was four,

  我四岁时,

  I was not much more.

  我记得的并不多。

  When I was five,

  我五岁时,

  I was just alive.

  我仅仅是生活着。

  But now I am six,

  但是现在我六岁了,

  I'm as clever as clever.

  我要多聪明有多聪明。

  So I think I'll be six

  我想我会永远是六岁。

  Now and forever.

儿童英语诗歌朗诵稿2

  《SWING 荡秋千》

  SWING, swing, swing,

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  Through the drowsy afternoon ;

  在这个昏昏沉沉的下午;

  Swing, swing, swing,

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  Up I go to meet the moon.

  荡高时,我看到月亮。

  Swing, swing, swing,

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  I can see as I go high

  荡起时,我看到

  Far along the crimson sky ;

  远处绯红的天空;

  I can see as I come down

  荡落时,我看到

  The tops of houses in the town ;

  城镇里的屋顶,

  High and low,

  高高低低,

  Fast and slow,

  快快慢慢

  Swing, swing, swing.

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  Swing, swing, swing,

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  See ! the sun is gone away ;

  看!太阳落下了;

  Swing, swing, swing,

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  Gone to make a bright new day.

  又将迎来崭新的一天。

  Swing, swing, swing.

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千,

  I can see as up I go

  荡起时,我看到

  The poplars waving to and fro,

  杨树前后摇曳,

  I can see as I come down

  荡落时,我看到

  The lights are twinkling in the town,

  城镇里灯光闪烁,

  High and low,

  高高低低,

  Fast and slow,

  快快慢慢,

  Swing, swing, swing.

  荡秋千,荡秋千,荡秋千。


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展6)

——儿童英语比赛自我介绍3篇

儿童英语比赛自我介绍1

  Hi there, My name is .i woulld like to ap* for this job of english teacher for children.I consider myself with rich potential of qualitying out as a good english teacher.I have a heart for children,a loving and caring heart.And i would certainly place it upon my students,being their close friend and sister.while with my creative and relaxing english teaching method,students would learn english through interacting with me or the others instead of being told what to say.I am also very open-minded and easy-going,which will make myself a popular figure everywhere.and of course i am very much the type of the girl next door.always willing to take in suggestions and create a fun classroom for our next generation.

  I believe ive said quite enough of myself. I hope you now know more about me than just now. I would certainly cherish this job and get along very well with all people out here.I thank you very much again for giving me this opportunity to talk with you.I look forward to hearing good news from you soon.Thank you !

儿童英语比赛自我介绍2

  Goodafternoon, teachers! Today, I`m very happy to make a speech here. Now, let me introduce myself. My name is ZhuRuijie. My English name is Molly. I`m 12. I come from Class1 Grade 6 of Tongpu No.2 primary School. I`m an active girl. I like playing basketball. Because I think it`s very interesting. I`d like to eat potatoes. They`re tasty. My favourite colour is green. And I like math best. It`s fun. On the weekend, I like reading books in my room. I have a happy family. My father is tall and strong.My mother is hard-working and tall, too. My brother is smart. And I`m a good student. My dream is to be a teacher, because I want to help the poor children in the future. Thank you for listening! please remember me!

儿童英语比赛自我介绍3

  Good afternoon, teachers! I`m very happy to introduce myself here. I`m Scott. My Chinese name is SunZijing. I`m 13. I`m from Class1 Grade 6 of Tongpu No.2 primary School. I have many hobbies, such as playing ping-pong, playing badminton, listening to music, reading magazines and so on. My favourite food is chicken. It`s tasty and yummy. So I`m very strong. I`m a naughty boy. I always play tricks. And I just like staying in my room and reading books. But I have a dream, I want to be a car-designer. Because I`m a car fan.This is me. please remember SunZijing! Thank you very much!


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展7)

——儿童英语口语练习3篇

儿童英语口语练习1

  打招呼,问好

  1. Good morning? Good morning! 早上好?早上好!

  2. Good afternoon? Good afternoon! 下午好?下午好!

  3. How old are you? I am (four). 你几岁了?我(四)岁。

  4. What is your name? My name is (lanlan) 你叫什麽名字?我叫(兰兰)。

  5. See you tomorrow? See you tomorrow. 明天见?明天见。

  6. Are you OK? Yes, I am OK. 你还好吗?我挺好的。

  7. Hi, how are you? I am fine, thank you. 嘿,你好吗?我很好,谢谢。

  8. Excuse me! 打扰一下!

  9. Bye-bye mum / daddy. 再见妈妈/ 爸爸。

  10. Good-bye 再见。

  11. Excuse me, what is your name? 打扰一下,你叫什麽名字?

  12. See you next week. 下周见。


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展8)

——搞笑儿童英语笑话 (菁选3篇)

搞笑儿童英语笑话1

  A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

  After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

  The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

  The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

搞笑儿童英语笑话2

  A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down."Open it again," said the second lady, "I'll die of suffocation(窒息,闷死) if there is no fresh air.""I won't open it," said the first lady, "I'll die of cold if the window is open."A querrel started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke:"Let's have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. After that it will be nice and quiet in here again."

  解决问题的好办法 一位绅士正静静地坐在头等包厢里,有两位女士走了进来。其中一位见窗户开着,就在落坐之前把窗户“把窗户打开,”第二位女士说道,“如果没有新鲜空气,我会被憋死的。” “不能打开,”第一位说道,“如果它开着,我会被冻死的。” 一场争吵开始,没完没了,直到那位绅士开口: “我们先让窗户关着,直到把这位女士憋死,然后再打开窗户,直到把这位女士冻死。那以后,这儿就可以恢复*静了。”

搞笑儿童英语笑话3

  A lawyer married a woman who had previously1 porced ten husbands.

  On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin2."

  "What?" said the puzzled groom3.

  "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

  "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

  Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

  Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

  Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

  Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement5, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

  Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

  Husband #7 was in marketing4: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

  Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

  Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

  Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

  "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

  "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展9)

——最新儿童英语口语

最新儿童英语口语1

  一、打招呼,问好

  1.Good morning? Good morning! 早上好?早上好!

  2. Good afternoon? Good afternoon! 下午好?下午好!

  3. How old are you? I am (four). 你几岁了?我(四)岁。

  4. What is your name? My name is (lanlan) 你叫什麽名字?我叫(兰兰)。

  5. See you tomorrow? See you tomorrow. 明天见?明天见。

  6. Are you OK? Yes, I am OK. 你还好吗?我挺好的。

  7. Hi, how are you? I am fine, thank you. 嘿,你好吗?我很好,谢谢。

  8. Excuse me! 打扰一下!

  9. Bye-bye mum / daddy. 再见妈妈/ 爸爸。

  10. Good-bye 再见。

  11. Excuse me, what is your name? 打扰一下,你叫什么名字?

  12. See you next week. 下周见。

  二、表扬,感谢

  1.You are beautiful! 你真漂亮!

  2. You are clever! 你真聪明!

  3. You are good! 你真棒!

  4. Great! / Good! / OK! 好。

  5. Very nice! 非常好!

  6. Happy New Year! 新年快乐!

  7. Happy birthday! 生日快乐!

  8. Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐!

  9. Thank you very much! 非常感谢你!

  10. Wonderful! 太棒了!

  11. I am the winner! 我是胜利者!

  12. I am the first! 我是第一名!

  13. You are beautiful! 你真漂亮!

  14. You are welcome! 欢迎你!

  15. How beautiful! 多美呀!

  16. How funny! 多有趣呀!

  17. Wow! It’s so nice! 哇!它太好了。

  18. It’s a nice day! 这是一个很好的一天!

  19. Oh, my god / goodness! 哦,我的上帝!

  20. Wow! It’s so nice / lovely! 哇!它太棒了 / 太可爱了!

  21. Nice girl / boy. 好女孩 / 男孩。

  22. You are so sweet. 你是非常可爱的。

  23. You look very smart. 你看起来非常聪明。

  24. I wish you a Merry Christmas!我祝你圣诞快乐!

  25. I wish you a Happy New Year!我祝你新年快乐!

  26. Miss Li, you are very beautiful!李老师你真漂亮!

  27. I love you!我爱你!

  三、道歉

  1.I am sorry. 对不起。

  2. Never mind. 没关系。

  四、洗浴进餐

  1.Are you thirsty? Yes, I am. / No, I am not. 你渴吗?是的,我渴。 / 不,我不渴。

  2. I like fish / beef / lamb. 我喜欢鱼肉 / 牛肉 / 羊肉。

  3. That is delicious apple / banana / orange. 美味的苹果 / 香蕉 / 橙子。

  4. Have some water / tea / milk. 和一些水 / 茶 / 牛奶。

  5. Help yourself. 别客气。

  6. What’s for lunch / breakfast / supper? 中午 / 早晨 / 晚上吃什么?

  7. Brush your teeth. 刷牙。

  8. Wash your face. 洗脸。

  9. Show me your nose / hands / head. 给我看看你的鼻子/ 手 / 头。

  10. I am hungry. 我饿了。

  11. I am full. 我吃饱了。

  12. Have an apple. 有一个苹果。

  13. I have done my hands. 我洗过手了。

  14. I’m the helper. 我是值日生。

  15. I want more rice / vegetable. 我还要米饭 / 菜。

  16. I spilled my soup. 我把汤撒了。

  17. There is no tissue paper. 没有餐巾纸了。

  18. I want to go to the toilet. 我想上厕所。

  19. Can I go to toilet? 我能上厕所吗?

  20. What kind of juice? 什么果汁?

  21. I like orange-juice. 我喜欢桔子汁。


趣味儿童英语谜语(扩展10)

——趣味英语谜语及答案

趣味英语谜语及答案1

  1、 You have it. You read it. There are some words and pictures on it. What is it?

  2、 Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a small white sun. What is it?

  3、 You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

  4、 What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

  5、 Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

  6、 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

  7、 I fly, but I have no wings. I cry, but I have no eyes.

  8、 How many letters are in the alphabet?

  9、 I am always with you. Sometimes behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark.

  10、 What table is in the field?

  11、 What table can tell you what to do?

  12、 What changes a pear into a pearl?

  13、 What letter makes a road broad?

  14、 When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?

  15、 I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?

  16、 What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark?

  17、 I am everywhere in the earth. Without me, you have to die. What am I ?

  18、 I can’t walk. I can’t fly. I can swim. What am I ?

  19、 I am green in spring and yellow in autumn. Birds like me and people like me. What am I ?

  20、 Chicken grows from it. What is it?

  21、 It’s very small in the sky, but it’s actually very big. What is it?

  22、 It’s a colourful bridge in the sky. What is it?

  23、 Why do lions eat raw meat(生肉)?

  24、 Why is six afraid of seven?

  25、 A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.

  26、 How can this be possible?

  27、 I am white. You can drink me. I am in the dairy group. What am I ?

  28、 I am green or red. I am spicy and hot. I am in the vegetable group. What am I ?

  29、 I am a kind of fruit, green outside and red inside. What am I ?

  30、 I am a kind of fruit, yellow outside and white inside with small black seeds. What am I ?

  31、 I am orange. I am thin and long. Rabbits like me very much. What am I ?

  32、 David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasnt wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

  谜底:

  1、 a book

  2、 the moon

  3、 chicken

  4、 stamp

  5、 fire

  6、 river

  7、 cloud

  8、 eight

  9、 shadow

  10、 vegetable

  11、 timetable

  12、 “L”

  13、 “b”

  14、 (22)

  15、 a map

  16、 hot dog

  17、 air

  18、 fish

  19、 a tree

  20、 an egg

  21、 a star/ the sun/ the moon a rainbow

  22、 Because they can’t cook.

  23、 Because seven eight(ate) nine.

  24、 Because all of her children are boys.

  25、 milk

  26、 pepper

  27、 a watermelon

  28、 a banana

  29、 a carrot

  30、 Because he’s bald.

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